Ow (UGL)

Enchantment

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.

Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?
Edward P. Beard, Jr.
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