Fat Ass (UNH)

Creature — Donkey Shaman

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

2/3.5

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
Jeremy Jarvis
95/140
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